Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, you're paying. Not just for me, but for my wife if she shows up. And she's a drinker. Sex isn't guaranteed after that. If I'm interested, I'll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place in your handbag. Return them washed, and we will consummate passionately. I dislike women who aren't shallow. A plus, if you wear my moms perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left. I'm 6 foot and 4 inches. Those are two different measurements.