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48 of 83 (58%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:27am

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:47am

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:33am

Timber!

Kill the Ent
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:43pm

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:25am

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:47am

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:47am

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:34am

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:23pm

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:51am

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:05am

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:40am

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:02am

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:55am

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:31am

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:04pm

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:25am

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:23pm

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:21am

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:42am

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:45pm

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:02am

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:48am

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:25am

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:40pm

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:36am

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:29am

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:02am

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:14am

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:12am

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:10am

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:13am

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:04am

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:52am

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:37pm

Up and down

Jump 20 times
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:40am

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:36am

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:25pm

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:24am

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:02am

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:36am

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:28am

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:47am

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:47am

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:41am

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:25am

Co-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:23am



I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total
2 / 3

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes
223 / 500

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs
18 / 100

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies
472 / 500

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies
472 / 1,000

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
22 / 25

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
22 / 50

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs
5 / 6

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
3 / 6
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