The emotion I emitted will watching this glorious work of art matched the intensity I felt in other films such as The Titanic, The Blind Side, Precious, and The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. At times, this movie was so intense that I could not control my body causing me to scream out in orgasmic sorrow. I really enjoyed the repeated nature scenes as they gave me some time to absorb and reflect on what I had witnessed. Through the love of Trent and Chris, I realized that it was okay to be gay and immediately ejaculated all over my tight chest. I then spent the next 20 minutes weeping uncontrollably. Semen and tears became one in a cesspool on my belly-button. Homosexuality is something that we all need to accept and experiment with. I think it is safe to say that Eric Robert's role as Duffy was his master work. He was good in The Dark Knight, but this tops any of his previous works. His powerful voice shook my body to the point of excretion. This film has made me realize whether you are gay, a talking cat, black, or human, we are all the same. We need to work with each other if we want to save cats from car accidents. All it takes is a towel and a piece of string.

-A Talking Cat?!?