"And Jesus said, 'Hands up who's seen "Star Trek: The Next Generation" the holodeck?...', whereupon Thomas, called the doubter, spake, saying, 'Jesus! The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing's on TV every five minutes! What's the point?' Saith the Lord, 'The point is this: we're on the holodeck! The universe is a holodeck and we are being played...' The disciples shook their heads and tried in vain to interpret what they took, mistakenly, to be symbolically language."

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