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Take a 20oz bottl and add 8oz of coleman lighter fluid. Take 2 Lithium strips from inside 2 AA batteries, add them to the mixture. (MAKE SURE NOT TO GET ANY WATER ON THEM OR EVEN SWEAT OFF YOUR HANDS FOR IT WILL CATCH FIRE!). Add three tablespoons of crushed beads from a cold pack. Add 3 tablespoons of Lye crystals. Seal and shake. Once reaction accurs, add an entire pack of crushed Sudafed (12 hours SINUS). Release pressure from bottle to prevent explosion. Allow to react for 45 to an hour.

Make gasing bottle. First, puncture a hole in the lid of a 20oz bottle. Then add an 18" clear tube. Once you have let your reaction sit, take a peice of aluminum and add it into your gassing bottle. Drop a few drops of muriatic acid onto the metal inside the bottle. Quickly put on the cap with tube. Take the hose and put it into the liquid in your other bottle. White crystals should drop to the bottom. Once it's stopped, it is time to filter your liquid. Run the liquid through a coffey strainer.

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Melt the butter in a saucepan. Stir in flour to form a paste. Add water, white sugar and brown sugar, and bring to a boil. Reduce temperature and let simmer. Place the bottom crust in your pan. Fill with apples, mounded slightly. Cover with a lattice work crust. Gently pour the sugar and butter liquid over the crust. Pour slowly so that it does not run off. Bake 15 minutes in the preheated oven. Reduce the temperature to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Continue baking for 35 to 45 minutes, until apples are soft.

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