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He cares about people's lives, and despises those that take them. In literally every joker story, including most of the fan-indulgent "Batman might love joker" stories, Batman has been disgusted by everything the Joker does, and tries his hardest to stop him before he does anything.
Literally anyone who writes about Batman "loving" the joker and enjoying their "games" is doing Batman as a character some SEVERE injustice.
"B-B-But he always lets to joker live!" Yeah, guess what ♥♥♥♥♥? He lets literally every single one of his Rogues gallery live. If he doesn't kill Professor Pyg after he mutilates and defaces another victim, or doesn't kill Zsasz after his 10th murder this week, is he in love with them as well?
You'd be on a lot less insulting and degrading ground to say that the country enjoys joker's spectacles, and has sympathy and a psuedo-"love" for him, rather than Batman having it.
If Batman ever did go over the edge and start killing scrubs left and right, you can be damn sure The Joker would be the first he goes after, and it sure as hell isn't so they can go live a life of crime together. That lunatic would be stone cold dead in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hour, dismembered and incinerated under Batman's watch to make sure some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joker immunity doesn't come into play.
Anyone who thinks the joker gets special treatment from Batman is psychotic.
"H-H-He stops other people from killing the joker, and that doesn't conflict with his rule, why would he do that if he wasn't at least a little bit in love with him!?" Pretty much every single other hero would do the same thing dumbass. If you think superman or the flash, or wondy (okay, maybe wonderwoman would) would just stand by and let someone kill the joker, you're out of your mind. Heroes save people from being murdered, no matter what. That's comic-book hero 101. INB4: Doomsday. Yeah, superman's life was threatened, and he knew no other hero could stop him after he was dead. And doomsday came back, and guess what happened that time, when superman's life was no longer in danger? That's right! Superman sent him to the phantom zone, he didn't kill him.
As for Joker loving Batman, that's a different issue entirely, and i don't really have an opinion on it either way. I mean, the joker is a crazy villain that needs some motivation besides "lol so randomz!", so fine, if you want to push that, i'll give it to you. But saying Batman loves the joker is a huge disservice to the character's canon, universe, character and personality.
Phew. I needed that off my chest.
TL;DR: No, Batman does not love the joker and anyone who writes him like that should leave in shame and never return to the Batman mythos ever again.
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Friends
-A friend is someone who is always at your side,
-A friend is someone who likes you even though you have body odor,
-A friend is someone who likes you even though youre disgustingly ugly,
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-A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,
-A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesnt speak much English, no sorry- thats the cleaning lady, hehe,
-A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.
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Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come...and cross...attack...these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing.
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