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MORPHINE!!!!

jeremus

Edited: The UI is really not good. It's entirely too small and it's a good thing I know the hotkeys otherwise I'd be going insane clicking through them to find what to do. I can't imagine new players figuring this out quickly. It's not intuitive like the Dom5 system. Don't fix something that isn't broken. The battle setup is another thing where I don't really understand what they did, because there is some nice polishing on it but then they switched the mouse buttons and what they do. Why reverse it? what's the point of that? Maybe I'm being nit picky but it seems like annoying and unneeded changes to an otherwise great game. If they fix the UI I'd be happy.

Also there are a few other things that are not great - a lot of sprites seem to be poorly constructed even for Illwinter standards, and some have missing sprites like the dismounted Logrian cavalry dismounted - attack sprite and idle sprite don't match, maybe it's a glamour effect.

no i do not sell love potions

this is the best dark souls game

Everyone who recommended this game had to because I am their communion master.

where is jeremus

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your shirt is mine

Despite what you may have heard, this game is not actually about dragons all that much. The story centers around Vietnam vet John Wayne, a devoted husband and loving father troubled by his past. When Jarl Snowden summons John to his court in Bethlehem the player is given the first key game mechanic, the "look at stuff" feature. This feature is innovative and fresh, giving the player a new way to interact with the game. Using the mouse, the player can move John's head and experience what stuff looks like through his eyes. Or, if you're a pro like me, you'll want to toggle to third person so you can see John's back aswell! This new feature has never been seen before in any game, and renders the genre fresh again.
After Jarl Snowden talks to John about some N.S.A. leak scandal, you must take on the role of John's alter ego, Rage Cage, and spend the next day and half walking to Hyrule. Once there, King Hugh Jayniss informs you that you could of just fast travelled here instead of walking. Upon which, I put down the game to write this review.