at my store we’ve never told someone we couldn’t wrap their burrito. if their order is too much we usually take them to the back of the store and execute them

this comment is true and also factual

My shift lead makes every employee get naked and get in a vat of queso, and then he measures the displacement. He puts tape over our mouths first because he thinks we might try to take a bite of queso while submerged in it. Obviously we are expected to give the naked vat queso to customers.

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