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Carl Andreas Amdal Lima   Stavanger, Rogaland, Norway
 
 
To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
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ichnusoi 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:57pm 
bro, sei un bel tumorazzo, come sta tua mamma?
Molotov 2 Apr, 2020 @ 1:07am 
bro u do realise you cant play the game you just mash starter combos
♡♥♡ Easy As Pie ♡♥♡ 20 Oct, 2016 @ 4:53am 
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."