Contrary to popular opinion, baby powder and baby oil is in fact made out of babies. This is often covered up extensively by the US government, but mass infanticide still occurs to this day. Third world countries like Syria, Uganda, and Greece have been illegally exporting babies to the states since the mid 1990s when birth rates hit an all time low. The then freshly squeezed baby rinds are thrown into a furnace, where they are burned to the crisp, sparing their bones. The bones are then ground into a fine powder, known by the general population as "baby powder." Now that I have released this classified information, I am sure to be executed by the US government. But the truth must be revealed at some point. I am a martyr for the wronged infants of America. I bid thee farewell, and please; spread the truth.

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