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Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a simple slogan: Die angry at maximum volume.

I have two loves in my life: big city living, and a Voodoo woman named Phyllis.

I also sometimes wonder about all those moments lost in time...like teardrops in the rain. Then i'm like "♥♥♥♥ it. Make a sandwich, everything's gonna be okay."

"Who has put pubic hair on my Coke?" -Clarence Thomas

Nascar is the Crockpot of sports

The reason Trix doesn't have cool shapes anymore is because we got older, man. (update: THEY BROUGHT THAT ♥♥♥♥ BACK, BOIIIIIIIIIIIII)

"Do ♥♥♥♥ that makes you happy. Just don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ about it." - Some Guy

Black Lives Matter. That is not a joke.

Glenn Danzig is the trailer park Ozzy Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne is the chav Glenn Danzig.