It hurts that half of me still wants to consider you a friend, even after all the stupid stuff you pulled and thought you'd get away with.

However, I doubted but still hoped you'd have proved my other half wrong.

Huh.

Never knew being right would feel so wrong.

So, keep on being "right" and "the victim" I guess.

Because I'm not the one who's suffering here, apparently.

chadriel, stop it

the chicken crossed the road because he was trying to find out about a Deviled Egg™ Gold membership

Bro, there is nothing worse than when the jig is up

Hello! Thank you for reaching out about a Deviled Egg™ membership. Membership prices range from 69,000 to 420,000 a month. You probably cant afford that so get out of town

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