♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved it in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you slut!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

hope you're well mate

I saw dukey at a store once. I told him it was cool to meet him IRL, but I didn't want to bother him and ask for a selfie. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in my face. I walked away and did my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came up to pay I saw him trying to walk out the door with like 15 Freddos without paying. The girl at the counter was very professional about it, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those." He kept pretending to not hear, but eventually gave up and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it repeatedly, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning loudly.

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