Vlad Von Carpark
Trandoshan T. Trandoshan
 
 
Gonna Throw Catra in an active volcano





CAN ANYONE HEAR ME...My name is Jack Crouton...A cringe wave hit and I got shot through a Reddit thread...

now I'm lost on some dumb part of the internet on a DISCORD...A LIVING DISCORD...FULL OF ESCAPED CONVICTS...my friends..

Is there anyone out there who's based?

Being chased by an insane military /k/ommando..now I'm doing everything I can...for the meme.

https://youtu.be/cGEmRTeBdU0?t=44
























Never accept legendary skins from crusty old evangelists. :emofdr:
























GUYS IT'S KRAMER GO GET HIM
























I'd listen to the words he'd say
but in his voice I heard decay
the plastic wand forced to portray
all the insides left cold and gray
there is a face that still remains
it eats her fear it eats her pain
the sweetest price she'll have to pay
the day her whole world went away.











What is the color of murder?

Radiant pink, my brother.


















Happiness in misery.















As a spy my colleagues will often ask, why are you so keen to hide behind that mask?




















Solof Surrani (1): You have 12 videos
Solof Surrani (1): None uploaded
Trando, The Paladin of Discord: story of my youtube life.
Trando, The Paladin of Discord: I don't think you understand the horrid irony that what you just said means to me.



Solof Surrani (1): me being a game obviously does not put forth any distractions
Trando, The Paladin of Discord: its tf2.
Trando, The Paladin of Discord: distractions is like
Trando, The Paladin of Discord: rule number 3.
Trando, The Paladin of Discord: behind think everything is a spy and therefor only play pyro
Trando, The Paladin of Discord: and everything is not in fact a spy so only play spy to make sure.



Trando: oh dear god...I killed two solitude guards, broke into the warehouse, got caught, and accidentally started the sheogorath quest.
Trando: wellp, sounds like an average night on the town for trando.
The Grinning Lamplight: Truely you are worthy of the title 'Murder Hobo', or as DMs call them, 'Adventurers'.
Trando: My job description has something along the lines of: steals things, helps people, steals things, laughs at accents, and inadvertantally pisses off Daedric princes.
The Grinning Lamplight: I LIKE THE LAST ONE THE MOST.





Trando: so. when the time comes,
Trando: the great robo journey shall begin.
Trando: and when it does,
Trando: those unintigrated...shall be left behiiiiind.






(MLP:FIM) No Man: Nasus and Graves wreck Bot nerds at 4 AM part 2 Electric boogaloo.
Trando: no mics, no prisoners, no sanity.


This land is mine, this land is everfree, I do what I want, unconditionally.


The Dude walks away across the lot. The portable phone starts
ringing again.

DONNY
Where you going, Dude?

DUDE
I'm going home, Donny.

DONNY
Your phone's ringing, Dude.

DUDE
Thank you, Donny.


[–]Gomie420 1 point 1 year ago
do you still hear the old man stamping his feet?

[–]tommyyum[S] 1 point 1 year ago
Louder now.

-Tom Maxwell's Reddit AMA





Ooo I can go all night
Fisherman, you know where to find me

Oh, I can't hide
Fisherman, you know where to find me






In this world around me, tell me now how does it feel...

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-rep. Is a Byleth main
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Princess Leia drinks bleach so Ham SOlo eats himself. Darth memer tuns into a moist baguette and gets eaten by jon snow. Katniss evermeme kills Kily Ren while jabba eats the meth start . Ez kek m9 rekt sorry for spoiling Memewars 7
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-rep. Tried to cheat me out of giraffes. Sad person.
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+rep Nice trader :D :spycon: