Don't get me wrong, I don't want to always put sand in my food, but when I'm at the beach and some sand inadvertently gets in, I sit back, relax, and enjoy the added texture.

I sexually identify as a beanie hat. My ultimate fantasy is to be stretched slowly over Kaidus' head, sitting there for hours on end, bathing in the aroma of the smoke from his dank kush. I'm having surgery soon to have my hormones replaced with a wool acrylic blend and hope to ride atop Jason's sexy head to his 4th place finish at Insomnia LAN. Thank you for listening.

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which *has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita’d, akachan.

you cant dry semen into a bar of soap. you would need like a gallon of it, its mostly all water. if i were you (cause ur scrwed up to post this. but is is quite funny :))id reccomend usuing it as a toothpaste. look at a sluts mouth they got some white teeth.

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