Recent reviews by King Borksalot

I laughed and had fun.

Game was short, yes.
Combat was simplistic, yes.
Story was alright, yes.
Graphics were gorgeous, yes.
I had a blast with the game even though it has it's flaws, beat it and would definitely do it again in the future.
Of course things could have been changed and it could be longer but the experience is really good.

I enjoy it. Goofy characters, scary creatures, radioactivity, old music, old people, new people, new mechanics. Good fun and stuff. I'm not good at reviews or being funny. Sorry.

You can weld doors shut.

Ha ha ha. Why not, I thought. I can give it a go, I won't lose time to this. Oh. Where did the time go? Yeah, it's stupid fun and this was my first civ game.

Don't do it. I fell for the hype back when it came out. I haven't touched it since. I'm so sorry my precious cash.

Pretty neat. I can finally see how to be an elitist without being an elitist. Apparently after 40 hours, I get a big no no from players for doing competitive. I'll learn, Mom, I swear. Atleast I don't hear about how many people had done my mom the night prior that's a plus.

Pretty fun and all. Get expanding a bit too quick, anger small force and laugh as I push them away. They ally with 4 factions and an army that eclipses mine just sits outside my main city staring at me. I panic. I attack, I win. I get too much pride, they come back I get rekt. I run away, everyone sees me weak they all jump in. All that progress is dead.

10/10 Would Expand again

Best star wars game, ever. Period. Done. GG Obama.

Get to kill and rob without the guilt, great teamwork unless they are bad, or the bots, LUCKILY THEY IMPROVED THE BOTS BECAUSE DEAR LORD THEY WERE BAD.