Recent reviews by Hugh Wottmeight

tell elon to call off the mission- the simulation ended with all colonists committing suicide because there weren't enough trees and water fountains.

8/10- where are we supposed to drive our teslas around if my colonists refused to build roads??

the amount of inbreeding going on in this game made me think about how us as a human race got to where we got today. if you think about it, about 200 generations ago, our ancestors were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ their sisters simply because there weren't many options.

7/10- just finished my first people zoo where chimpanzees watch people fight to the death and use feces as projectile weapons

playing this game as a 12 year old kid gave me the false impression that there are some horses out there that can take 3 tank shells like a champ.

8/10- I wish the maps were bigger

After spending 25 real time days playing this game over the past 3 1/2 years, I am convinced that this game has strongly contributed to my racist stereotypes about people around the world. I have grown to despise all nationalities of people, and have only learned that a nuclear holocaust is the only option for achieving a Domination victory.

9/10- wish leaders' clothing styles changed and that their background was their palace reflecting the time period and state of their nation. Would buy $60 DLC that shows Ghandi dressed in toilet paper with a poop river flowing in the background.

John Madden.

ive been playing this dank game for years and just figured out how to kill arabs with the use of bombs filled with liquified kush.

420 outta 10, why isnt dank a usable resource in this game?

was good, but lacked a story.

39 outta 10, not enough mermers.