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Recent reviews by Human Man

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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
92.4 hrs on record (91.1 hrs at review time)
This is a wild one. It's like if you found a shiny golden egg, but the inside was made out of human and or orc/goblin feces. You might tell your friends about it but no one is really gonna get that hype over some fecal matter you found.
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
62.6 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is in an interesting place right now. When I first bought it many of my friends began thinking of me differently due to the negative connotations the game has in main stream media outlets. I had to literally beg them to play it, to bring the crew back together. Once we all got on it was like a blindfold was taken off of the three blind mice and they became the three seeing mice. Their perception of the game totally changed and they began to respect me again. If you are on the fence about this game due to people's BOGUS claims, don't be. The weight is on the devs to fix the public image but the game itself is a Picasso in an art gallery. Nobody knows who he was but he was good! Please fix the graphics I can count every pixel on the screen >:(! SAD
Posted 11 February, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
362.2 hrs on record (221.2 hrs at review time)
Just wanted to preface this review with a bit of a warning: I've been milling over writing this review for a while now, but I think the world is ready.

Path of Exile (PoE) is a very ambitious Japanese Action Role-Playing Game (JARPG) it takes old games like Diablo 2 (D2) and offers a valid and just social commentary on how Diablo 3 (D3) should have been produced. This game is unforgiving as is common in the Rogue-Like (RL) subgenre of JARPG, and more experienced, or brave, laughing out loud (LOL!) adventurers may wish to try the Solo Self Found Hardcore league (SSFHC). This is a mode which puts your mettle and wits to the test and you engage with other players in what PoE calls Player Versus Player (PvP) combat. This is a twist on the Player Versus Player Versus Environment (PvPvE) mode in the Non Hardcore Non Solo Self Found (NHCNSSF) league. This is a game every gamer should have in their library if they wish to be considered classy at the next family potluck. Good Luck Hunting Exiles And Have A Blessed Day (GLEAHABD).
Posted 19 December, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
719.2 hrs on record (183.1 hrs at review time)
This is a neat RTS game developed by Valve. The puzzle elements are difficult but with the help of your portal gun you should find them challenging, intriguing, and rewarding! The third installment in this epic series should be hitting EB Games and GameStop soon!


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Posted 2 December, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.0 hrs on record
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Posted 26 March, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Look out gamer awards 2019. Expect P2 to make a HUGE comeback :)
Posted 22 December, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
226.0 hrs on record (56.9 hrs at review time)
Honestly you need to try this game. It's a great example of Devs who care for and spend HOURS testing each and every patch to make 100% sure there is no bugs. Whenever a new character is added it is obvious that they make sure the perks are balanced and every new killer is just as fair as the new survivor. I've spent hundreds of hours on this game on my smurf account because this game is just that great. They make sure to include every demographic by making the game the exact same regardless of what rank you play. Some people get upset that there isn't any incentive to climb rank but it just makes the game more fair. If you can reach rank 1 in a month then you clearly don't need any bonus? Give the lower rank players bonus' so that we can climb! That's my only gripe with this game. Other than that this game is the pinnacle of MOBA's and will be redefining the genre for decades to come! This game is a MUST buy
Posted 22 November, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
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1,011.3 hrs on record (705.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 14 November, 2016. Last edited 11 September, 2019.
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