Why pigeons are the bird master race
1. Awesome coos
2. Thicc
3. Pigeons are the AMOG (Alpha Male Of the Garden)
4. Even the females are more alpha than the f*nches, r*bins, t*ts and bl*ckbirds
5. Eat all of the suet balls
6. Beady pigeon eyes
7. Cool multicoloured neck and breast feathers due to iridescence
8. Doesnt afraid of anything
9. Poo on their enemies, and on cars
10. Eat farm crop seeds, human cucks are too beta to stop us

NOTE --- These reasons only apply to wood pigeons. Feral pigeons are scum that are rightfully looked down upon by the rest of us.