My name is James Randal, I'm 82 years old. My favorite food is a heartbreaker, with cream, extra cheese, no lettuce, and a side of French with extra salt, a non carbonated beverage, and a side salad with extra crouton and no tomato.


We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith.