Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


"I am in shape..... round is a shape" - Peter Griffin

''I hate taco's, said no juan ever" - Unknown

''Lois I'm not drunk. I'm just exhausted from a long night of drinking''. - Peter Griffin

''I just found out I'm retarded, and you might want to get yourself checked out'' - Peter Griffin

''I've got an idea - an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.'' - Peter Griffin

"Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself." - Albus Dumbledore

"It’s the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Albus Dumbledore

"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." - Rubeus Hagrid

''There is no charge for awesomeness...or attractiveness.'' - Po from Kung Fu Panda

"Well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb!'' - Patrick Star

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick Star

"Why are you mad? Because i can't see my forehead!'' - Patrick Star

''Eh, you're overreacting Lois and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl.'' - Peter Griffin

"I wasn't wearing it. I was eating it." - Dr. Zoidberg

"Hooray, I'm useful. I'm having a wonderful time." - Dr. Zoidberg

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!" - Eric Cartman

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