Under police protection!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

YOU GET A YUMMY PIZZA !!!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!👋
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💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦
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IT. JUST. WORKS.

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!

I actually found it hillarious! Then I noticed there was no "Add Friend on Steam" option. Which led me to you.

Haha yeah, dont report me m8

did you make Adolf pawn in dragons dogma? :P

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I do not feel inclined to fight somebody using a melee attack. Git gud, and then we'll fight.

I do not feel inclined to fight somebody using only the 2-handed Washing Pole Running attack. Git gud, and then we'll fight.

MMMMMMMMMMMM LOVING THAT ESTUS TASTES SO GOOD

TexGoBlue has autism. Pray for his soul.

This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retard attacks fellow invaders in dark souls. What a special ed little ♥♥♥♥♥. Wasn't even successful. ♥♥♥♥.

That's also edgy :D

extract from my fav game hatred

"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here."

Edgy.

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im not a squeeker ok omg

Retroid is a winged serpent from the 8th circle of hell.

Sock puppet peeper squeeker, green stain = hulk jizz.

This is you
"Paper is fine, nerf Rock" - said Scissor

wow, this has to be the longest your profile picture has stayed the same ever

I wonder what...

You missed something glorious last night.

anti-mage, babe

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le lenny funny face

That game is awesome.

I am disturbed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8AttqxSEYY&feature=player_embedded

kk then.

maybe another time bro

It's free, though, and you can play with me.