Your friendly neighbourhood cancer of society is here to give you an aneurysm

P.S If you wanna call me cancer in my profile comments, please at least tell me why you hate me as you are a forgettable insect. Use this template:
Game: Rocket League
Reason: Bumping
Comment: THIS USELESS CHAMP GOT CARRIED HERE AND CAN ONLY WIN BY BUMPING! *sniff sniff* EVERYBODY HATE HIM WITH ME! *sniff*

Fyi, I do get off to these comments for they are hilarious