Behold, the legendary Holy Jingle Frog! This sacred amphibian is said to bring blessings and merriment wherever its melodious ribbits are heard. Legend has it that when the Holy Jingle Frog croaks, it's actually spreading holiday cheer, and its jingles are said to make wishes come true. Each time you hear the magical chime of this celestial creature, it's a reminder to cherish the spirit of giving and embrace the joy of the season. So, keep your ears open and your heart ready, for the Holy Jingle Frog is here to remind us that the truest gifts in life are the ones that come from the heart.

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badass 800 pounds of pure badassery

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

pretty badass guy i guess

you stupid globetard