Recent reviews by lime

this game sucks now

installed this game thinkin "dis gon b gud". after updates, and more updates, the official 1.0 release comes out...and the games utter garbage. let's compile a list of all the reasons why this game is a gigantic thundershit excuse for a realistic battle royale..

1. The hit reg is actually laughable. After many attempts of shooting people in the body with a shotgun, seems it just do no damage.... but when you on the other end of the barrel,,, ded lul. no matter how many bullets you put in with an ar, if they are wearing armor -- god tier chad level players that can tank 12 shots of an m16.

"level 3 helmet? level 3 vest? doesnt matter cuz my kar98 can literally one shot that level 3 helmet.... childs play."


2. the vehicle hitbox makes me want to actually stick my hand into a blender at high speeds. no matter how many bodylengths away you are from an enemy car, don't worry cuz the tick rate will pull you back in front of it ;^) there ya go little guy... youre dead from a car that drove further away from you than the entire class when u poo poo'd your pants in elementary school.


3. the looting is SO TRASH, that some games i get better loot from leaving the game joining a new one parachuting and looting a s h i t shack, than i do looting ALL OF EL POZO. literally.


4. holy s h i t i didn't wanna do it to em.... but i had to. *pulls boi hands out of oven* the TOMMY GUN. is LITERALLY. more WORTHLESS than
a) trying to scoop jelly out the jar with a fork
b) buying a winrar license
and last but not least
c) anybody who thinks that one cinnamon pepsi tastes good.
take this gun out of the game p l e a s e.


5. here's my final word on this topic after uninstalling....

i want everyone to think about the fact that this game is a c t u a l l y released. like the pubg that youre playing right now, the one that takes 1/4 of your hp from a parachute glitch, the one that flips your motorcycle after touching a fence, the one that gives me 50 fps on very low graphics with a gtx 1080, yeah that pubg? that pubg is a real game now. no it's not in beta, no alpha, nothing. it's real. and its awful.


please get out of your golden bathtub made of solid gold, put on your pants made of $100 bills, and fix your game.

Sincerely,
limemonkeyisadog