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Stalker: Lotus never told you who could Slash Dash farther.

Excalibur: She told me enough. She told me I could.

Stalker: No. I... can go farther.

Excalibur: No... no. That's not true. That's IMPOSSIBLE!

Stalker: Search your ability description, you know it to be true!

[Excalibur searches in dread... and it's true.]

Excalibur: NOOOOOOO! Nooooo...!

Stalker: Excalibur... you can destroy your limits. I have forseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together, we can Slash Dash across the galaxy, farther than the sun. Dash with me. It is the only way.

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