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Dwight Schrute

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Personal Achievements

CL0WND

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2017 @ 10:39am

FRIED PIPER

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2017 @ 5:46am

LEVEL A CHARGE

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40pm

ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 11:09am

CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 6:20pm

CRASS MENAGERIE

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 9:24am

A RIDE DENIED

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 2:24pm

HEAD HONCHO

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2017 @ 3:51am

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

Survive all campaigns on Expert.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

THE REAL DEAL

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 12:57pm

DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 3:06pm

ROBBED ZOMBIE

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 11:48am

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:46am

BURNING SENSATION

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 8:47am

ARMORY OF ONE

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 10:05am

SHOCK JOCK

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:01am

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:20pm

CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2018 @ 7:47am

SEPTIC TANK

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 9:02am

CLUB DEAD

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 9:58am

TANK BURGER

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17pm

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 11:35am

PRICE CHOPPER

Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 9:12am

MIDNIGHT RIDER

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2017 @ 4:04am

RAGIN' CAJUN

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 10:21am

WEATHERMAN

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 10:06am

BRIDGE BURNER

Survive the Parish campaign.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 11:01am

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 2:24pm

GUARDIN' GNOME

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 3:07pm

SOB STORY

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 2:36pm

WING AND A PRAYER

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:42am

QUALIFIED RIDE

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 5:41am

BACK IN THE SADDLE

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 5:40am

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 11:41am

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 10:14am

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 10:23am

SCATTERING RAM

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 4:55am

MEAT TENDERIZER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 10:32am

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 4:55am

HUNTING PARTY

Win a game of Scavenge.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 6:56am

GAS GUZZLER

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 1:24pm

CACHE AND CARRY

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:09am

SCAVENGE HUNT

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:12am

GONG SHOW

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 1:52pm

FUEL CRISIS

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16am

GAS SHORTAGE

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:47am

STACHE WHACKER

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 9:35am

TORCH BEARER

Survive The Passing Campaign.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2017 @ 1:03pm

WEDDING CRASHER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 1:26pm

TIL IT GOES CLICK

Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 4:21am

GRAVE ROBBER

Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 8:48am

MUTANT OVERLORD

Play 6 Mutations.

FORE!

Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 8:45am

KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 10:57am

KITE LIKE A MAN

Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

CACHE GRAB

Open 5 foot lockers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 6:44pm

PORT OF SCAVENGE

Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:43am

SUPREME SACRIFICE

Complete "The Sacrifice".
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2017 @ 12:33pm

KILL BILL

Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23am

BARREL ROLLED

Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 6:59am

CHAOS GENERATOR

Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 12:03pm

STREAM CROSSER

Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 12:17pm

Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2

Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22am

GOOD GUY NICK

Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 8:09am

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2017 @ 5:07am

GETTING STARTED

Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

ON OUR WAY

Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 2:15pm

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 2:59pm

STILL STANDING

Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 5:42pm

GOLDEN FREEMAN

Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55am

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 9:58am

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:32am

ACID BATH

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:30am

SPITFIRE

Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

FLIGHT DECK

Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 9:22am

FAT NINJA

As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17am

THREE’S A CROWD

Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 4:28pm

LICKETY-SPLIT

With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 9:30am

GET SKEETED ON

Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 12:40pm

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 12:42pm

SHOTGUN WEDDING

Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26am

ONE HIT WONDER

As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 1:29pm

PURE SATISFACTION

Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 6:12am

POLE POSITION

Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 1:40pm

HOUSEHOLD NAMES

Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 1:11pm

A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 3:16pm

SUPREME SURVIVALIST

Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:45pm

NEW HAIRCUT

Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:14pm

THE MAIN ATTRACTION

On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 3:29pm

THE LAST DASH

Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 1:33pm

GNOME ALONE

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 1:47pm



HEARTWARMER

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

BEAT THE RUSH

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.

SACRIFIZZLE

As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.

CONNECTING FIGHTS

Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.

THE LAST FRONTIER

Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.

THE BIG TEN

Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
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KILLING SPREE

Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
31 / 43