this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy oblivion when im was getting married he was supposed to be my best man and he was i saw him online on steam farmin mercantilism while i was geetting married he was supposed to be my best man at my wedding
hes has a probem

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play CS:GO sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..

I have never met this man in my life, nor have i ever had any kind of relationship with him formal or nonformal. I have also been advised to state that i have never done legitimate or illegitimate business with him, and i will answer no questions relating to him nor any topics relating to myself or our alleged business affairs/relationships.

Idk who this guy is but hes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ negloid

today i accidentally logged into a zoom meeting a few minutes early and the only other person who had joined was a man i hadn't met before. i said hi then muted myself and started drinking a root beer. he was quiet for a while then said, "i just want to say that i'm fully obsessed with you drinking a can of root beer right now." i said, "thanks" and he said, "sorry, you're muted." i unmuted and said, "thanks" then he started laughing really loudly like a wild hyena, like a really sick and tortured animal. i really think that god is going to return to earth soon

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