Aye MR. FOOTLOCKER

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I would like to ♥♥♥♥ sonic's tight blue ass.

Ever since I was young, I've dreamed of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sonic's ass. He could shake his ass at light speed and give me a mind-blowing orgasm. It wouldn't be gay either, because we'd say no ♥♥♥♥. Afterward he could thrust his giant blue ♥♥♥♥ into my tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and he could spread his seed all over me. I would drink it, no questions asked. I want to ♥♥♥♥ that little blue hedgehog until he forces me to stop. He's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ handsome. If I saw him in real life, I would grab him by his ♥♥♥♥, make him go into my room, and ♥♥♥♥ him until he tells me to stop.

I'll walk up to your girlfriend while you're walking together in public and slap her on the♥♥♥♥♥and when she turns around and see my massive bulge protruding from my pant leg she will know instantly that she is finally in the presence of a real man and leave you right then and there and run into my arms and walk away with a real man to get ♥♥♥♥ed harder than she's ever been ♥♥♥♥ed before in the nearest parking lot. This♥♥♥♥♥♥is so deadly I've given ♥♥♥♥♥es cervical cancer with sheer power that radiates from my fully erect genitals.

Yesterday, I had sex with my waifu, Asuna-chan from Sword Art Online. You may ask how this is possible. It was possible due to my sheer mental intelligence and brain capacity. I closed my eyes and directed my mental energy towards channeling Asuna-chan into the realm of corpreal

I may be a 🎅 white 🏳nationalist 👏 but If 😏 I see 😘 a fine 👯 asian 🍜 ass 👌 my bloodline 💦💦 bout to 💆become 🍘 a 🍙 riceline 🍱