Pain heals, Chicks dig scars... Glory lasts forever



Always compliment your enemy while laying plans for his defeat.
Slave2TheGrind

"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.
It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known."~ Carl Sagan

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Bill Maher

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Steven Wright

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin

I never lose. I either win, or I learn.
Me