I'm the ULTIMATE!!! Yes, i know, I suck. PLEASE don't hurt me I don't mean no harm. Stop it, Stop it now.
I am the 3 exclamation mark ULTIMATE!!!- a Captian.

*Note, the following paragraph may have some spelling errors!

How to be: - The ULTIMATE!!! -

Step 1: In order to be the ULTIMATE! one must be friends with someone who is already the ULTIMATE!, If so then congratulations you are the ULTIMATE! But you only have 1 exclamation point, which means you are a soldier.

Step 2: Say on chat or on your mic that you are the ULTIMATE!! with a fellow ULTIMATE! citizen. But do not say it constantly, say it every 5 minutes at least. If done right you will be The ULTIMATE!! with 2 exclamation marks which makes you a general.

Step 3: Comment on friends that they are the Ultimate! Doing so will increase their stats and nothing is better at being the ULTIMATE!!! by giving people increase in the popularity. Do this several times to multiple friends, Once you have done all that, be on a server with Scissors and Call yourself the ULTIMATE!!! while mr. Pomfk is on the same server. If done right, you will get the achievement "The Ultimate!!!". If you have 3 exclamation marks you are a Captain. Being a Captain gives you the power to be more impressive on anything you do. But there is still one more step. Rank 4!

Step 4: As a Captain, you need to be recognized as one. You need fellow ULTIMATE! citizens to be calling you the ULTIMATE!!!, If at least 10 people tell you that, then You have the power to be rank 4! But you need to know how to be The ULTIMATE!!!!. First, go on chat with me and say that you are the Ultimate, I will then ask you 5 questons that any ULTIMATE!!! person would know. Finally if you anwser all correctly, go on a server with scissors and declare yourself- " I am the ULTIMATE!!!!". Scissors will then give you the achievement- I am the ULTIMATE!!!! LORD!". Then you will have the rank of Lord or Emperor.