Wenches, tarnish my name with lies and deceit. The vaccination is complete!

Encumbered with burdensome medical complications derived from old hags. My desires will be admired when the syringe makes them tired!

Benevolent and omnipresent is how I'd describe myself. For I Shipman will create good health!

Chivalrous in my ways, I am a bound to get laid. Once the deed is done and I am paid. I will masquerade over the corpse, once its displayed!

Unsheathed appendage only creates discomfort when not in host prey, so I fiddle and squirt with ease and dismay, thus riddle in my exuberant word play!



Now i reside in the pits of counter strike, administering racial abuse to those i deem inferior!

I resemble the presence of God, as I punish each man with my huge rod

Your mothers C*** smells like cod


Handing out free, three COVID vaccination injections in my raffle. I will provide a link shortly £1 per ticket. The victor will receive:

-x3 vaccinations
-Chance to clap with NHS members
-Vaccination sticker (bragging rights)
-Ukraine flag
-Death