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Alright so Versace was a gay man in the late 90's who's known primarily for his fashion line of the same name. So one day versace goes outside to check the mail and is gunned down while checking the mail. Eminem has a song called criminal where he actually uses a rather clever play on words to explain this situation. The lyrics go:

"Hey it's me versace, whoops somebody shot me, and i was just checking the mail! (Get it, checking the male?)"

There's a bit to unpack here but it really does make a humorous scenario for the listener. Versace being a gay man is interested in men, correct? So by saying he was just checking the mail (factually true) Eminem switched out the version of "mail" to instead "male", which is a reference to both the incident and Versace's homosexuality. That leads to a hilarious set of lyrics where Versace was both checking the mail or indeed checking the male.

Honestly I would definitely recommend listening to Criminal by Eminem

Most relaxing game ever. I play it while ******* my **********. My friends get jealous every time I play it, I guess their potato PCs can’t handle it? Sucks for them lol. Ok gotta wrap up this review my ********** is telling me to come back to bed to **** her already. Ugh. 15 times in the last ten minutes.

House flipper really rocks

Fun af

Fun af

This is coming from someone who’s played the game since launch. Recently got back into it and this is my conclusion.

-Riddled with bots and hackers STILL.
-Gameplay is still sluggish.
-No TP Duos allowed in NA for some reason but Chinese servers are okay
-No map selection (most of the maps are garbage like Miramar)
-Removed paramo, one of the only good maps
-Retaliation reports (my nickname was “inappropriate” which it was not. Two tickets later, agents did nothing to rectify this abuse report)
-Preference and overall marketing to China only. Still won’t region lock despite popular demand

Nothing about this game has changed for the better despite it being 4 years later.

I recommend everyone avoid this game.