I've been playing sports my entire life. In particular, I've been engaging in very atrocious games of basketball. If we can even call them games of basketball. I was having trouble shooting. Like the beacons of Gondor, just in the corner of the room stood up a man who approached me. "Hi, I am gym teacher Steve. I see you are struggling." He took the basketball out of my hands, placed it in his big bear hands. He said, you have to hold the ball like this, then he kissed the ball. Now you must pray the ball goes in. Eyes closed, Steve shoots the ball. Like a guided missile, it soars through the sky and bounces off of Chandlers head, immediately shooting back straight at Steve's face like a pigeon taking a machine gun ♥♥♥♥.

I learned a valuable lesson that day.

Steve once said this to me. "If the hot pot is to spicy, just add a horseshoe to cool it down." So one day I had a very hot pot and it was scorching my tongue but I had no horseshoe. So I called my close friend Jay the quebecan centaur as he always has horseshoes on hand. He even was kind enough to drop it off at my house. I put the horseshoe in and the hot pot made a sound that was like a hissing coco laugh. I then ate the hotpot and took a nap. Thank you Steve and Jay the centaur.

Steve.. Oh steve. I remember the day we used to play video games together. I was pinned down in a building, being pushed by 1 person. As I cleared the building, I pulled out my shotgun to defeat the last individual. As I took a shot, all I hear is "TOBBY I WILL SAVE YOUUUUU" and BAM. RIP Steve, he took friendly fire, saved the enemy from me. It was a painful day. I miss steve still.

One time steve was playing a game. He had his mic on in discord. I could hear him breathing hard and heavy, as if struggling for air yet he sounded like he enjoyed it. I then asked him, are you okay steve? He replied with a snicker and i could hear his slurp and lick his lips, he responds by saying. "Yes Greenleafsama, my cookies are baked and they are extra doughy" He says followed by a long snort. I havent seen him since that day.