Recent reviews by dmn0003

Alright, I've been thinking...
When life gives you lemons,
don't make lemonade!
Get mad!
I don't want the da•• lemons, what am I supposed to do with THESE?!?!
Demand to see life's manager about this!
Make life rue the day 'cause it thought it could give Cave Johnson LEMONS!-
do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna--burn your house down!
With the LEMONS!!
I'm gonna get my engineers, to invent, a com-BUST-ible lemon, and it'll BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!

--Cave Johnson

I haven't played this game in forever, and yet I can still quote that (more or less). You'll get every penny's worth for one of the greatest games I have EVER played.
Just buy this game.
Jus--Jus--Just--Go.
Buy it.

You monster. :)




You're still here? Go! Fatty...fatty fatty...NO PARENTS.
*and?*
Wha--and what?
*What's wrong with being adopted?*
Well, um, I don't know, it's just--
*Moron.*
I! AM NOT! A MORON!!!

I've played the game for a very long time, even before the big updates, and the game has come a VERY long way. There's so much to do in Terraria, so many monsters to defeat, new things to collect, etc. I love the expansive building-a pagoda, a castle, a spaceship, a tree house- you name it, you can build it.

The only thing I don't like is, after you do practically everything you WANT to accomplish, there's nothing left. There's only one quest generator, and all it takes is a few minutes to catch a stinkin' fish.

But still- it's WAY better than other games of its form. *cough* Minecraft *cough* :) ~9/10

Gandhi, everyone's favorite worldwide peacemaker and activist,

Nuked the world in my first game.

14/10