Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.
Chorus:
(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2
Huff:
The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria.
Doback:
Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you
wont go down 'cause my di*k can float!
Huff:
We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I ♥♥♥ I produce a quart.
Doback:
Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, there's a nice lady ♥♥♥♥♥, I'd like to swank her.
Chorus:
(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2
Huff:
Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!
Doback:
I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥ Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.
Huff:
Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I ♥♥♥ in your hair!
Doback:
Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a di*k in your hand!
Anchors away and shiver me timbers, we like to f**k ladies with our 8-inch limbers
Huff: Love me hookers who be a curvery, ain't no lemons and limes so contracted the scurvy
Doback: Drop the anchor give that ho a shout
Huff: Cuz I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout
Chorus:
(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2