happy nightmare night!

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four
Uh, this song’s about jellyfish
And their bellyfish
Ain’t no foolyfish
I don’t droolyfish
Goes like this:
Jelly, jelly, jellyfish
When you squeeze me, I go squish
Peanut butter jellyfish
Put me onto your sandwich
Said jelly, jelly, jellyfish
When you squeeze me, I go squish
‘Cause I’m a jellyfish
I’m a jellyfish
My friends are fish and they go to school
They think I’m crazy and they think I’m cool
‘Cause I’m a jellyfish
I’m a jellyfish
Jelly, jelly, jellyfish
When you squeeze me, I go squish
‘Cause I’m a jellyfish
I’m a jellyfish
Got no eyes, I got no head
I’ve got no house, I got no bed
‘Cause I’m a jellyfish
I’m a jellyfish
Jellyfish

Why are you locked in the bathroom?

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