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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2013 @ 2:17pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 1:08pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 1:34pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 4:29am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 1:03pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 9:40am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 4:08am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 1:33pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 1:50pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 5:11am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 2:35pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 5:11am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2013 @ 6:50pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 1:15pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 11:32am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 5:07am

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 4:41pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 9:46am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2013 @ 2:23pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2013 @ 2:18pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 6:16am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 4:28am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 8:19am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 7:09am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 5:15am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 8:54am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 9:36am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 5:17am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 9:42am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 4:41pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 12:43pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 5:18am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 8:43am

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 2:34am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 4:34pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 11:37am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 9:00am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 10:22am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 7:25am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 1:50pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2013 @ 2:05pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 6:26am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 6:41pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 5:11am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 5:13am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 5:22am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 6:14pm

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 2:46am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 6:26am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 6:59am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 12:45pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 12:45pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 6:33am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 12:58pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 6:43am

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 2:46am

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 10:30am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 6:25am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 5:18am

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 11:37am

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 5:18am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 5:27am

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 9:27am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 12:51pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 5:34am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2013 @ 5:34am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 10:36am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 4:27am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 4:27am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 4:31am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 5:47am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2013 @ 11:52am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2015 @ 1:13pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 1:55pm

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 2:48pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 2:13pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 2:23pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 4:41pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 12:47pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:15pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2015 @ 12:47pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 1:58pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2015 @ 1:13pm



Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.