😩 It's April first! 😩That means it's April fools 😝 and it's time to 😜 FOOL 🍆 around!!!!💦👅 April SHOWERS 💦💦💦 bring May flowers!!!🌺🌸🌼🌷😩😈 TRICK bæ into 👉👌 and you'll have a wHOLE YEAR of 🙌🙌GOOD LUCK 🙌🙌 😵💦👅🍆 IGNORE THIS MESSAGE AND NO TRICKS 🍆💦👌👈 for 10 YEARS 😩😩😷 SEND to YOUR 10 😈😈 SLUTTIEST 😩😩friends and you'll 😵 SPRING into a SEASON of 😵💦😈👄Pleasure 🍆👌💦😩😈

✌️MARCH HAS FINALLY 🌽♥♥♥❗️💦😜‼️ AND U KNO😨😨 WHAT'S HAPPENING👀👀😱😱 🍃🌲SPRING BREAK👉👌 IS 💦💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦💦‼️❗️ GET URSELF PREPARED😨😱 CUZ YO 🍑ASS🍑 WONT BE SPARED😩😫💦 WHEN 👨DADDY👴 SPRINGS OUT💥👋 REMEMBER NOT TO 😱🚫SHOUT🚫😱 WHEN HE BREAKS 😏💥INTO YO COOCH💦😩😩 AND GIVES YOU🍆 👀👀❤️A SLOPPY SMOOCH💦👄❗️😂💋👌❗️‼️ SINCE SPRING BREAK😉😘 IS 👌👈SO QUICK👉👌💦 GO MAKE YO 💦🍑🍑ASS THICC🍑🍑💦 AND SEND THIS TO 1⃣5⃣ SLUTS💁💃 GETTING SOME 🍌♥♥♥♥🌽 UP THEIR BUTTS🍆🍑😍💦 OR NO ONE😰😰❌❌ WILL BREAK IN🍆🍑💦 🔥🔥YO HOT SPRINGS💨💦 THIS SPRING BREAK❗️‼️‼️💦😢😢

It's almost the end 📆 of January and almost the beginning February so mark your calenders 📅📍!! you all know what that means 😋😏... GROUNDHOG DAY IS COMING!!! Will Spring 🌷🌱🌼 come soon? or will winter ❄⛄last longer?!! I know we are all sick 😷🤒 of this FREEZING💧weather so yall better whip out them icy ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦 out so Punxsutawney Phil brings us SPRING🌻🌷😁!!! no species can hide from that!! groundhog day isnt the only day to be excited for... it's almost time for the SUPER BOWL🏈! Who will win the lombardi trophy 🏉 this year in super bowl LIII?!! Be sure to save that ♥♥♥♥ for your favorite team too 😋😋😏💦

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕9

👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻