man is on 29/42 achievements on elden ring after 717hours man was stuck on margit for 200 hours or sm

DON'T TELL MY PARENTS ABOUT THIS. DON'T JUST DON'T.

I'm just gonna get to the point. I masturbated for the first time last night. I was reading some hentai (anime girl porn) fanfic earlier, and when I went to sleep later that day, all I could think of was hentai. Eventually, I got this strange feeling in my ♥♥♥♥, and I had looked up how to fap a few days ago out of curiosity, so I began to rub my ♥♥♥♥, and some squicky substance came out (you know what it is. we both do). It felt so ♥♥♥♥ing amazing, but I'm disgusted. I mean, it feels wrong, and I'm not interested in sex or anything. It just feels so wrong, like I'm violating myself. This'll probably be my last fap though

Anyway, see ya. Remember not to tell my parents.

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iphone x is a thousand dollars WTF? did you see this?

*plugs in turtle beaches* *dons gunnars* *boots up the go* game on.