I am a BIG FAT GAY VAMPIRE in the BOSTON AREA. What I am looking for is other QUEER VAMPIRES to be GAY with and to DRINK BLOOD out of foofy martini glasses and maybe to use it as ingredients in a cosmopolitan. OR MAYBE ONE OF THOSE DRINKS WITH ALL THE UMBRELLAS AND THINGS. Then we will go DISCO DANCING to HOT DISCO TRACKS and talk about how TOTALLY AWESOME Madonna is. I guess after doing that we will have to get a PLATE OF NACHOS or something EQUALLY FATTENING and then stuff them into our BIG FAT GAY FACES. The nachos should have SOUR CREAM on them because that is the best way to eat them. I am looking for someone who will let me DRINK THEIR QUEER BLOOD. In addition to being QUEER you must also be FAT, this is very important. Ideally I would also get fatter from drinking your STUPID CHUBBY GAY BLOOD. You can drink mine too but only if I get to wear your GAY UNDERWEAR on my head while you do.

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