We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. Its run by a big Eastern syndicate you know. -Lucy

Hole hand me that and dont just stand there like a or ill turn you into and dont tell that racist joke about how many white it takes to screw in a or ill turn your face .
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night.

Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.
Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.
Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo'.
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are.