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4 people found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record
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||My main gripe is the story, you play as the Forrest Gump of China, walking around meeting everyone, except everyone is instantly drawn to you, knows your name and that you're the best warrior in china from just a gut feeling. It may look a bit like Bannerlord on the over world. But I have some serious issues:||

Before going any further, the gameplay is good, the game loop is on par with the old entries and the models are some of the best by far. It is not an ugly game nor an unplayable one.

||The story is incredibly hard to enjoy unless you like playing a Mary Sue, you play as an uncustomisable bad ass in every weapon called "Emo Stevo" (Yes thats his name cannonically not Wanderer) he's an amnesiac who serves the Assassin's creed of China. He looks so out of place in his black robes, looking like an emo K-pop star who tells you not to go to school tomorrow. He doesn't talk, has no agency in the story, everyone loves him. DW Origins is not DW10 it's like DW Strikeforce.||

If you want a mindless gameplay loop I'd recommend it. Story wise, I would skip
Posted 17 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
300.7 hrs on record (35.1 hrs at review time)
I like the game, I hate the online server services. Made by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Divs
Posted 6 September, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.7 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
NOW THIS IS POD RACING!
Posted 31 December, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
As exciting as being a corpse.
Posted 14 August, 2021.
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0.6 hrs on record
A boring ugly slow game where you play as a baby who shat themselves looking for a dragon to change your nappy.
Posted 27 July, 2021.
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7.5 hrs on record
I played the Original Steam port of this game but this has an annoying yet constant issue of locking the camera in one direction until you pause or Tab out the game.
Posted 24 July, 2021.
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2.5 hrs on record
My legs are Ok
Posted 24 June, 2021.
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31 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
49.0 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
Do I like this game? Yes, it is a lot of fun. It's a bit like Overwatch/Warriors Orochi. A single player game with one active character in a squad of 3 which you swap in and out of.

Do I recommend this game? No way, there's more bugs in this game than any Saints Row games. I've played for 48 hours and encountered 7 glitches which I am able to replicate to crash the game,

1. As a mission ends call your car. as you enter the car you're unable to move.
2. Using air dash too close to the ground will clip through the world and send you to a long fall which kills you.
3.If you switch out just before charging safewords weapon then swap back, safeword is unable to fire.
4.If you boost too often on a straight then the world goes into a blur which stops anything from loading, you cant move and are stuck.
5.If you're too quick opening the menu and teleport to the ark then sometimes the game crashes.
6. Global Missions can bug, you complete the whole map and the final Moscow assault can not be triggered.
7. Steeltoe's mission Press X to abject is bugged either to not have the lift work or to not have his front door open.
Posted 23 December, 2019. Last edited 15 September, 2021.
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22 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
22.9 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
Got an annoying bug where I cant see anything but pitch blackness.
Posted 21 April, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
917.8 hrs on record (80.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I love the crazy stuff in this game, you'd think eating human flesh would be the line for most people, nope, It's eating without a table which drove my pawns mad

Posted 30 August, 2018. Last edited 30 November, 2020.
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