http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-D9hhxp68I

This is my evening.
Jordan calls me
Meet at shisha
Leave after 30 mins
Friend Chris goes home
Leaves us with his psycho cousin Garo
Garo drives a Mercedes
Start driving around Chomedey
Burn a garbage can
Ding dong ditch 5 houses
Go to Cartier metro
Drive in wrong lane
Almost die
Go To De La Concorde
Put blinkers on
Let other car pass us
Garo speeding at 120 chases other car
Makes left turn
Plays chicken with taxi driver
Go back to Cure Labelle
"I wanna see sluts man"
See fat beluga girl
Park next to her
"What are your rates"
"Im 19"
"No, what are your rates not age"
"What?"
Girl leans in window
"Dont touch my car please you slut thank you"
"Guys can I tell you something... Im actually 14"
"Get the ♥♥♥♥ outta here you slut"
"♥♥♥♥ you"
"GO HOME!"
"YOU GO HOME!"
"I AM GOING HOME!"
Drive to Les Deesses
"Look at that slut"
Stripper waves us over
Garo flips her the finger
"Ill kill you slut!"
Drive down Cure Labelle again
Sees young couple
Stalks them til they start running
Garo laughs and revs his engine
Garo goes and parks at Videotron
"Were going to do the 3 Rs"
"Whats the 3 Rs?"
"Rape, Revenge and Kill"
Me and Jordan start getting scared
Cop comes
Garo pretends he's asleep
Cop leaves
Garo drives to a bar called Dallas
Blocks couple from leaving
"Im gonna kill you and rape your wife"
Drive off
Wait a minute
Were in the wrong lane
Pull U-Turn
"Im going to find a crackhead and kill him"
See black kid walking down Cartier Ouest
Blasts "Window Shopper" by Fitty
Kid starts running
Garo has a CD in his car of just gunshots
Plays it
Garo laughs
Tells me and Jordan this story:

"I was sleeping one night and I heard the downstairs door open, I thought it was my brother at first but then I remembered he was sleeping at a friends house, I peek through my door I see a masked guy coming to my room. I hide behind my door with a baseball bat and when he came in I cracked him over the head, he was unconscious. I took him to the garage, tied him up, beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of him for a bit, then I took off his mask and you know who it was?... Barack Obama"

Me and Jordan laugh
"What the ♥♥♥♥ is so funny?"
Back driving down Notre-Dame
See kid on bike
"Im gonna run him over halfway then eat the rest of him"
Drives on sidewalk
Stops driving on sidewalk when he realizes theres too many cars
"Im going home"