Senaste recensioner av Krillerkraller

Can't fix the roof.

It's actually really boring.

Fallout: New Vegas... What can I say? One of the best games ever made story wise? Down side is the engine and the black screens. Upsides are pretty much everything else.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, 11/10 would powerfist the legion again.

EDIT: Don't actually buy the game, all the money goes to Bethesda and Obsidian never received their bonus. Hoist your flags matey.

Let's be real boyos, it's age of empires, but looking better this time around, and with some more content, which is really good. Highly recommend it.

I kinda just really liked the story.

Story was shorter than my penis, and that's pretty damn short.
Gunplay was great.
Big ol' open world to explore... But it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring.
There are cars in the game... They all feel sorta like the same car, and they're all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful.
I have 17 hours in-game as of right now, and most of the time, it has just been on in the background.
I could've completed this game in 2-4 hours if it wasn't because of the lack of fast travel and the way they try to force you to use the trashy cars.
You can't really costumize the cars... I just want a new damn paint job, is it that difficult?
Did I pay 60 euro for this, and expected an awesome Mad Max like game, mixed with some Dredd 3D movie like aspects, such as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane gangs? Yup.
Did I get that? No.
I reccomend no one buys this as of right now.
Also, there are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ micro transactions? ♥♥♥♥♥ this is a single player game, and not a good one at that. Stop.


Wait until it's on sale for like, 5 euro, and then off yourself if you consider getting this game. It ain't good.



EDIT: No wonder bethesda did ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the way of marketing. I would be ashamed too.
The only reason I can accept this game for being ♥♥♥♥, is if it's because Id are working like freaking maniacs on DOOT Eternal Trombone.

They didn't even deliver on Doot Eternal. My disappointment is immeasurable, I feel sad.

I like the game, but wtf. The Carnotaurus has weird arms, like, extremely weird arms. They're facing the wrong way, and it has elbows? It doesn't IRL. A lot of the dinosaurs are just straight up wrong? Like, I love the thought of having my own jurassic park, but a lot of the dinosaurs are just bad looking, from a scientific point of view that is. The game looks good, and it's fun, but maybe devs should fix the dinosaurs a bit? Also, there kinda is a big lack of more islands, and better maps.

Jalopy is the type of game that you can just chill when playing through, it's fun and entertaining if you don't need insane action, and you like the weird color palet.

My name's Henry

7/10

The game itself works really well, but it falls short when you can't just host a coop with your mates, and enjoy that, instead of having to fight off endless hordes of Polish people who have an endless amount of cancer, ready to throw at you.