It was Jeffery's 16th birthday and his father proudly handed him 20 dollars as a gift.

"You are a grown man" said his father "And I guess it is time for you to experience your manhood for the first time. Take this money and go down to the brothel and have a good time."

So Jeffery took the 20 dollars and began his journey. As he walks thru the neighborhood, and about to pass his grandmother's house the old woman saw him and stopped him.

"Where are you going young man?"

"It is my birthday today and dad gave me 20 dollars to go the brothel." replied Jeffery.

"Well you can keep that 20 dollars and come in. I will give you what u r about to get from that brothel. In fact, I have been longing for a day someone would come by and give me a good time and I think u r just the right one since u hav grown to be a man now. "

So Jeffery accepts the offer and went in.

"So how did it go son?" asked his father upon Jeffery's arrival.

"I get to keep my 20 dollars and got to experience my manhood." said Jeffery with some arrogance.

"I never thought that you are more than what I used to know. Please tell me how did you do it."

"Well I did not go to the brothel. Grandma stopped me halfway and made me an offer that I could keep the 20 dollars while she gave the same thing I was to get from the brothel." said Jeffery

His dad enraged, "Do you mean that you have actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mother?!?!?!"

Jeffery said "Well, you have been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mine too."