Whenever he finds me when we play hide and seek, he screeches like an eagle so loud that my ear drums rupture. But he still smells nice so I will give him an 8/10.

This one time, at band camp, he took a car battery and a hydrolic lift and put it in his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and streched it till he could put his tuba inside himself. We called him Tuber Pooper. "2/10" - Chance the Rapper.