Recent reviews by Stankpants

I am a hardcore gamer...To say the least. I have been a competitive monster drinking, noob smashing, 360 scoping, 420 blazin' Call of Duty player for as long as I could remember. So when my buddy told me that there was an even better CoD available exclusively to the PC, I was exstatic. Now let me tell you how reluctant I was to play it at first. The idea of a FREE Call of Duty game was absolutely abusurd!?!?!? I had even worked an extra 8 hour shift at 7/11 so I could buy this bad boy as soon as my laptop came in the mail from my grandma (whom I bought the laptop from). As soon as I installed this game and began to play it was HORRIBLE. The game is NOTHING like Call of Duty except for the occasional game in which I smash kids with my favorite class (Sniper with 6 Rapiers, looked it up online). As far as CoD games go, I was very let down, and would not recommend this game to anyone else in my fAze clan.

I logged in for the first 10 minutes of gameplay, In that time I managed to kill a man with my bare fists, eat wild berries that made me semi-unconscious, and get eaten by a pack of raptors. 10/10 would pay $50.00