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1 fistful pasta
2 pats butter
3 salts
4 why is this incrementing oh god just a little garlic
5 waters
Bring waters to boil on any source of heat, cats are not acceptable sources of heat
Tell your friend Pat you need his/her butter, wait for churning.
Bring water to boil. If Pat's boils are too gross, use stove.
Once boiling, insert fistful of pasta. Dollars are not an acceptable substitute. Who are we kidding, you do not have dollars. Stir occasionally.
Add 2 salts. retain 1 salt.
Continue applying to Pat's boils until pasta is of the teeth.
Drain pasta. Try not to injure Pat.
Add garlic to pasta with remaining 1 salt.
Ask Pat for butter. If no butter, slap Pat with at least one noodle. Add butter.
Let cool, reconsider life, throw out noodles, they will suck. Appreciate your friend Pat because let's be honest you're not going to get any more friends.
If you still have noodles, serve with sauce you don't know how to make and wine you cannot afford.
i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
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