Recent reviews by Prodigal Dog

It's that game I like but more of it.
And I don't know where everything is.

NPCs don't even notice when my titties are out.
Game has less reactivity then Morrowind did in 2002
2/10

I was having a great time with this for quite a few hours. Then I siege a major settlement for the first time and the entire game breaks down. 5 archer units tried to use the same siege tower instead of going through the gates I captured and got so caught up it took most of the battle to untangle and use them. I tried to put archers on a wall and instead of using the perfectly good road they could only path find in a giant loop that makes them ram their faces into impassable buildings. Units would refuse to move where I told them. Units would set up in the width I wanted just to change there mind and reform to be 4 men wide as soon as I looked a way. I tried advancing one unit forward only for them to decide that backwards is better. I guess just wait for modders to fix issues the developers should have dealt with cause this remaster needs a definitive addition.

I had 90% of Ireland, lost a war to mercenaries against a 2 province minor and they got to take my entire faction and end my game in the piece deal? This new update did not fix anything. Game is still ♥♥♥♥.

I shouldn't have to spend hours hunting for solutions online to make a game launch. Still can't find a solution that works, can't play it. Not buying anything from ID again. at least I only wasted 2 dollars on this.

I am reviewing this game to get a steam award, what a waste of my time.